高尔 发表于 2011-10-31 22:36:51

现在的孩子,作业都写得这么有才,当年我太弱了....

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<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">要求:把以下四句话肜关联词连接:<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>1 </SPAN></B><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">李姐姐瘫痪了;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>2 </SPAN></B><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">李姐姐顽强地学习;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>3 </SPAN></B><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">李姐姐学会了多门外语;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>4 </SPAN></B><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">李姐姐学会了针灸。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">(注:</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">正确答案应该是:李姐姐虽然瘫痪了,但顽强地学习,不仅学会了多门外语,而且还学会了针灸<B>。)<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">结果有一个孩子写:</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">虽然李姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语,可她还是瘫痪了。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">后来,发现更猛的孩子写道:</SPAN></B></P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">李姐姐不但学会了外语,还会了针灸,她那么顽强地学习,终于瘫痪了。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">李姐姐之所以瘫痪了,是因为顽强地学习,非但学会了多门外语,甚至学会了针灸。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">李姐姐是那么顽强的学习,不但学会了多门外语和针灸,最后还学会了瘫痪。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-no-proof: yes">李姐姐学会了多门外语,学会了针灸,又在顽强的学习瘫痪。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 华文隶书; COLOR: #0070c0; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-no-proof: yes; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">李姐姐通过顽强的学习,学会了多门外语和针灸结果照着一本外文版针灸书把自己扎瘫痪了</SPAN></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P></DIV>

翟圣燕(英国) 发表于 2011-11-1 10:01:57

看过很多次,仍然觉得很有趣。<img src="image/face/3.gif" class="face">

iceyy(korea) 发表于 2011-11-1 10:17:55

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高尔 发表于 2011-11-1 12:06:14

<div class="quote"><span class="q"><b>齐啸(澳洲)</b>: 李姐姐通过顽强的学习,学会了多门外语和针灸结果照着一本外文版针灸书把自己扎瘫痪了<br />
最搞了</span></div><img src="image/face/3.gif" class="face">

高尔 发表于 2011-11-1 12:10:05

<div class="quote"><span class="q"><b>翟圣燕(英国)</b>: 看过很多次,仍然觉得很有趣。<img src="image/face/3.gif" class="face"></span></div>嘿嘿,是吧...

姜博(法国) 发表于 2011-11-2 10:59:14

思路决定出路啊,佩服!!!
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